Phat GorrillaApp
A local-first Windows command centre built for people who want total control — fast, strict, private, and powerful.
What Is The App
Local-first Windows command power.
The Phat Gorrilla App is a Windows desktop command centre — built locally, running privately on your machine. It connects your apps, organises your workflows, and uses on-device AI via Ollama so your data never has to leave.
Optional Supabase sync keeps your setup portable when you need it. It’s your personal operating layer. Command your space.
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Built like a serious local tool.
The App is positioned as a real utility, not a gimmick: local-first Windows control, strict validation, clear app inventory, and an optional sync layer when you want portability.
What It Does
Four pillars of local command.
Safe App Inventory
Know exactly what’s installed, running, and clean. Static validation across your entire app stack — GitHub-ready checks with no surprises.
Strict JSON Workflows
Schema-first automation. Every workflow is a strict JSON contract — predictable, auditable, and repeatable. No loose scripts, no guesswork.
Ollama Local AI
On-device AI extraction powered by Ollama. Runs entirely on your machine — no cloud API costs, no data leaving your system.
Optional Supabase Sync
When you need a cloud read plane, optional free-tier Supabase sync keeps your setup accessible across machines.
Built For Trust
The numbers speak.
What It Is
Your command centre.
- Local-first Windows dashboard
- Safe app inventory management
- Strict JSON schema automation
- Ollama on-device AI processing
- Optional Supabase sync layer
- Phat Gorrilla drops & dev updates
- Free with your first purchase
What It Is Not
Clarity matters.
- Not the checkout
- Not an order tracker
- Not a payment system
- Not a fulfilment service
- Not a support inbox
Shop, payment, orders, fulfilment and support stay on phatgorrilla.com via WooCommerce, Stripe and Printify.
How You Get It
Simple unlock path.
Shop the drop
Choose any Phat Gorrilla product through the normal WooCommerce checkout.
Complete checkout
Your order stays handled by WooCommerce, Stripe, and Printify fulfilment.
Get the link
The app access link is shown after purchase and included in the order email.
Run local
Use the Windows app locally, with optional Supabase sync when you need it.
Quick Answers
Questions before you unlock.
Is the app free?
App access is included with your first Phat Gorrilla purchase.
Is it the checkout?
No. Checkout, payment, orders, fulfilment and support stay on phatgorrilla.com.
What does local-first mean?
The app is built to run on your Windows machine with local processing at the core.
Why Supabase?
Supabase is optional and used as a sync/read layer when you want portability.
Free app access
with your first purchase.
Every first Phat Gorrilla order includes access to the app. Shop the collection — your download link arrives with your order confirmation.
Already purchased? Check your order confirmation email for your download link.